Directed by Robert Altman
The military surgeons of MASH act like they’re at summer camp, rather than at war. Nothing is ever taken too seriously, even as soldiers are rushed through with violent, often fatal injuries. Hawkeye (Donald Sutherland) and John McIntyre (Elliot Gould) are so distant from the war, yet they see the brutality of such violence up close.
The film is structured like Animal House. There is a group of untamed, drinking, partying men (in this case surgeons) who couldn’t care less about rules, etiquette, fidelity or even death. There is no overarching plot beyond the antics these characters get involved with. When something is set up, it is quickly or eventually abandoned. This includes actual lines of dialogue (the voice on the loudspeaker often just gives up halfway through any announcement) as well as the consequences to anyone’s actions.
Before we even know who Hawkeye is, we see him steal a jeep. The military police follow, but their tire pops, and Hawkeye gets away. At the very end of the film, someone asks if Hawkeye had stolen a jeep, and another person says he didn’t because he drove up in his own jeep. There is no further investigation into the matter because that would require time and energy.
The doctors work hard when they need to, but otherwise they drink, sleep, sleep around, play golf and eventually form a football team to hustle another platoon out of thousands of dollars.
Early conflict arises between the team of Hawkeye and McIntyre and the devoutly Christian Frank Burns (Robert Duvall). Burns yells at a young intern-looking doctor, implying that his mistake killed a patient (untrue), and McIntyre punches Burns, angry that he would blame this kid. McIntyre is ordered to be arrested, but he shoes the MP away and goes on with his day.
Burns very much does not fit in with the rest of the surgical unit, and when word gets out that he is sleeping with Major Margaret O’Houlihan (Sally Kellerman), he is embarrassed, angry and ruthlessly mocked, mainly by Hawkeye. Hawkeye goads Burns into hitting him, and Burns is arrested but he military police. He doesn’t return and is quickly forgotten.
The story just bounces around among small vignettes that add up to nothing other than an illustration of the ways these characters live, allowing you to decide what the broader takeaways are (anti-war? anti-everything?).
The military dentists confuses that he’s gay, and he wants to commit suicide. Hawkeye and the others facilitate his funeral, even holding a last supper for him. Of course, the dentist doesn’t die though he does go through with it. McIntyre gives him what must be a sleeping pill, and Hawkeye gets a female Lieutenant to sleep with the dentist, thus confirming his heterosexuality, it seems. This is all a game to Hawkeye and McIntyre, and once again the story moves onto the next thing.
At one point they play golf in Japan, peep on Major O’Houlihan in the shower and then the final twenty or so minutes follows them as they get a ringer (a former NFL player) to help them hustle and then defeat another military football team. In fact, Hawkeye and McIntyre are hardly in this sequence. They show up in the game, only really visible in the huddle, but other than that it’s not about them. It’s about the group of guys as a whole.
There is no point in the film in which Hawkeye or McIntyre look at anything around them seriously. They laugh in the face of everything with no consequences to their detachment. They’re not even prideful. They’re just content to perform a job assigned to them (they were drafted), and then live as much in the moment as possible afterwards.
The film opens with a dead or dying body airlifted to the medical camp with the song “Suicide is Painless” playing. It’s a very dark image, of a ravaged corpse and bold allusions to the suicide.
I’m gonna lose it anyway
The losing card of some delay
So this is all I have to say
It brings on many changes
I can take or leave it if I please
I guess my feelings when the film ended, with the trailer about itself, were that Altman was telling us that we probably missed the point with this film. We watch it and laugh, and maybe there are political undertones, but at the end of the day it’s just a film. If you overanalyze it, you’re an idiot, because these aren’t real people. If you under analyze it, well you’re stupid because you only watch it because it’s funny, completely missing the point of the film and what it has to say about people, politics, community, social structures and violence. So I don’t know what I’m supposed to think about it, but it’s a funny movie. This might be the most underwhelming way to end this post, kind of like ending a movie with a trailer about the movie.